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I’ve been receiving consistent Bs in my bio class and on the last test I skipped problems because I misunderstood the prompt so now my bio teacher is giving me a special final worth 20 points to make up for the points i missed so i can get an A and then he winked at me
if i ever make a text post 90% of the time it’s because i’ve had liquid courage
My city is so republican and sad all I do for fun is get drunk and I’m tired of it
I remember one time when I was in Oregon one of my student teachers started texting me after the semester ended and was inviting me to parties and it was probably one of the most uncomfortable experiences in my life
A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.
I live for this post
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